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St. Pauli - Corpses on the Rack - in Cologne

Ruhrpottdinner – the cheeky crime dinner with heart, wit, and a 3-course menu onboard the MS Moby Dick departing from Cologne

A trip by KölnTourist Personenschiffahrt

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on the water.
Köln Bastei, Landebrücke 13
DepartureKöln Bastei, Landebrücke 13
Returning toKöln Bastei, Landebrücke 13
Duration of the next departure3 hr 30 min
Upcoming sailing dates1 to choose from

What to look forward to

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Interactive Ruhrpott crime dinner onboard the MS Moby Dick 3-course menu with culinary Ruhr area delicacies

More about this trip

Suspense, humor, and live show by the “Coal Pit Barons"

Good to know

At the “Ruhrpottdinner – Only Over My Dead Body!” you experience a special kind of crime dinner onboard the MS Moby Dick departing from Cologne. At the annual general meeting of the “Coal Pit Barons,” warm Ruhrpott charm meets top entertainment and culinary delight. Gourmets from across the entire Ruhr area exchange their favorite recipes while the chairman Matta Schanzackowitz personally greets almost every guest. Schlager queen “Vicky” also ensures the best mood, and treasurer Norbert Nebel has a mysterious announcement in store. But before the soup is served, the unthinkable happens: there is a dead person – and suddenly everything is turned upside down. The police take command, ask probing questions, and turn seemingly harmless observations into important clues. Suspicions circulate, abysses open, and everyone onboard could be culprit or witness. The suspense lasts until the end – seasoned with a large portion of heart, wit, and cheeky Ruhrpott dialect. Accompanying this, you enjoy a delicious 3-course menu with small delicacies from the Coal Pit. "Ker, now just don’t spill on the beautiful tablecloth!" – this cult-worthy crime dinner by “Tatort Dinner” makes your event cruise an unforgettable evening.

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Piers & getting there

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Cologne Bastei, landing stage 13

Konrad-Adenauer-Ufer, Anleger 13, 50668 Köln

Konrad-Adenauer-Ufer, landing stage 13 directly at the "Bastei" Boarding about 15 minutes before departure Booked and paid tickets are non-exchangeable. With the ERGO travel insurance ticket protection, you are covered! Events – often you buy tickets months in advance and enjoy the anticipation. And if something comes up? Our partner ERV helps so you don’t lose your money! Subscribe online on our website now!

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Departures & timetable

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All dates
10.Dec 2027Friday
Cruise

From / to Köln Bastei, Landebrücke 13

Start19:00
End of cruise22:30

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Timetable updated: 30 Sep 2026, 21:55. The operator may make changes.

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KölnTourist Personenschiffahrt

Konrad-Adenauer-Ufer, 50668 Köln

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